You know that commercial where the newlyweds are waiting at the airport to go off on their honeymoon and the husband gets a text saying that "McRib is back"? He is so upset that he is going to miss out and his new wife says "I've married a 14 year old. I love that commercial. I can't figure out what it is about the McRib, but Alan is a huge fan. We don't even eat at McDonald's unless we are traveling. But when the McRib is back Alan is as excited as a little kid.